they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
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FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
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She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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