Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
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They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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