id be glad to
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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