My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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