Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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