And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
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is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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