I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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