yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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