I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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