just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
