My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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