using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
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Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
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I hate that we are older than the real world people now
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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