Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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