The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
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So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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