Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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