i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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