Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
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I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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