I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
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Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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