Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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