Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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