all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
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hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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