Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
The adults are the big ones right?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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