so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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