420 ftw
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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