Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
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