i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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