Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Me too!
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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