Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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