At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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