I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
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