hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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