That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
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i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
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Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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