there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
So. Much. Porn.
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