Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
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He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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