There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
We talked him into tasing himself.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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