just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
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someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
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Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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