4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
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stop calling my apartment porn island.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
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As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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