Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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