Please, let me fuck your mom
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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