? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
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If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
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I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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