theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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