I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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