Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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