But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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