Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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