Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
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you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
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He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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