I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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