He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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