So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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