office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
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