if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
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Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
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I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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