if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
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that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
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I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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