You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
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I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
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You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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