Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
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She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
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Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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